Top bumper stickers you would like to see:

• Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
• Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
• The proctologist called... they found your head.
• Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.
• Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
• Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
• I used to have a handle on life... but it broke off.
• WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
• Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me."
• Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
• Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
• If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
• Hang up and drive!!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

• Smart man + smart woman = romance
• Smart man + dumb woman = affair
• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

• Smart boss + smart employee = profit
• Smart boss + dumb employee = production
• Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion/raise
• Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Well, guess I'll save the rest for next time.
Hope you enjoyed these as much as I did.
       In closing, I'd like to give you one thing to
remember, when it's "One of THOSE        days…"

…ECHO VALLEY LOVES YOU! 
HAVE A GREAT DAY…AND KEEP SMILIN'…